SilverSurfer
1:17 Sat Oct 24
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Son of Anarchy wrote.
I'm on the toilet right fucking now
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got yer socks ready?
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Son of Anarchy
4:03 Fri Oct 23
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Im on the toilet right fucking now
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SilverSurfer
2:28 Fri Oct 23
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'there'
was nothing for miles.
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SilverSurfer
2:27 Fri Oct 23
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I was on a site today, when my mate said that he had just shit himself.
I was in fucking hysterics.
their was nothing for miles.
Except a load of pallets.
Told me to look away (already was ffs)
he dropped his trousers and it sounded like a load of startled Starlings leaving a tree.
needed both socks to wipe his arse, and he poked it into some pallets.
As we drove down the hill an off road forklift was driving up.
Heh Heh
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ludo21
1:56 Fri Oct 23
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Perfectly fine if I cook my own full English, but whenever I have one 'out' I will be in desperate need of a khazi within 5mins, without fail!!
Used to be an issue, but now I know I can plan ahead!
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Leonard Hatred
12:42 Fri Oct 23
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"You try and wheel an iron lung in an ordinary khazi"
No.
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Son of Anarchy
11:13 Thu Oct 22
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I was at an Indian Restaurant for lunch today, my arse is going to explode in around 20 mins.
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Far Cough
10:27 Thu Oct 22
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Hatred, you try and wheel an iron lung in an ordinary khazi
Not as easy as it looks
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Big Dave
10:25 Thu Oct 22
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The size presents a bigger challenge should they decide to throw their shit around. Giving them a smaller - and easier - toilet in which to do their dirty protest is deemed patronising.
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Leonard Hatred
10:21 Thu Oct 22
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And why are raspberry bogs so BIG?
I realise they need to manoeuvre a wheelchair but some of their toilets are fucking ENORMOUS, the size of a studio flat.
Nobody's THAT disabled.
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Yarmouth
10:17 Thu Oct 22
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And here's me thinking a min 2 per morning (1 before taking the dogs out, one after we get back) was borderline system failure..
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Big Dave
9:54 Thu Oct 22
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Get up at 06:00 and make a coffee. Guaranteed to be on the throne by 06:30.
Sometimes I have an off day. It was late in coming this morning so I spent 10 minutes trying to have a quiet shit while the missus and the nanny stood outside the bathroom talking about the weather.
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collyrob
9:44 Thu Oct 22
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"Disabled people have smaller arseholes"
Hahahaha
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Far Cough
9:26 Thu Oct 22
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I really envy dogs, that can just crimp one off, leaving no mess at all
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Gentile
9:24 Thu Oct 22
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I find myself having to have a half shower more and more after a shit these days due to some seriously messy D's.
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SUM A DING WONG
7:32 Thu Oct 22
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This thread is the reason WHO is so great!
Keep talking shit people...
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dicksie3
7:25 Thu Oct 22
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Usually do at least 3 or 4 dumps a day...
Doing my third right now... Then off for a run after rehydrating!...
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yngwies Cat
6:55 Thu Oct 22
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Night time bombing raids are fine in the summer, but come the winter when the seat gets cold. No thanks.
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Big E
6:21 Thu Oct 22
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Has anyone ever noticed how the hole in the bottom of some disabled bogs is smaller than the ones in the regular bogs? Does some cunt at Armitage Shanks think that disabled people have smaller arseholes than us undisabled folk?
Really baffled me that one.
Oh, and 2-3 times a day, depending on the night before. No wanking.
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Hello Mrs. Jones
5:15 Thu Oct 22
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Have one every morning at 7.30 precisely. Problem is I don't get out of bed until 7.45....boom tish!
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bruuuno
5:08 Thu Oct 22
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There is nothing (NOTHING) worse in life than waking up in the middle of the night with the urgent need to defecate
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